horseavoider:

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anytown:

huuuruu uhhh uhhhhhhhuuuuu… huhrhubyyu…. huhuuuuuu

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solarsyrup:

hey i hope this isn’t a bad time but one billion points lava damage

(via q-t)

gettingintoknives:

we should breed weevils to be as big as dogs and then they could be our beloved companions

(via meatsound)

kasoukai:
“ im real? im….gotdamn…alive?
”

kasoukai:

im real? im….gotdamn…alive?

(via vincentspork)

satan-incarnate-666:

poll time!!

have you ever fired a gun?

yes

no

please reblog with your answer and country!!

i, for example, have fired a gun, and am from canada.

enjoy!!

(via kindestegg)

waltzingbi:

the epic highs and tragic lows of literally just being in my head on a perfectly normal day

(via gynandromorph)

gomjabbar:

portmanteau-bot:

gomjabbar:

gomjabbar:

i’m sorry. portmanteau bot has gone berserk. we have to put it down. once i activate the seal we’ll only have one shot to take it down. ready your blades, legionnaires

bitch fartman

bartman.


This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘bitch fartman’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1

Help keep my meatbag slave alive.
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(via meatsound)

orowyrm:

i love working at an aquarium i just witnessed a grown man with children enter the freshwater gallery and loudly exclaim “oh shit, piranhas are REAL?!?”

(via kindestegg)

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v basic cosplay to delight the wife